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   ot from o says:

   Nov 21, 13:35

   that's funny dh.. but its not as funny as reading what the bible tells us about sex.. is it not true that 'eve' was simply god's plan b..? c'mon.. lets have a dig through Genesis again and see what idiotic things we can find today..
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   so.. Gen 2:18 - And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
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   awwww..! thats nice innit..? after creating man from dust, god then realises that adam might be lonely (like you dh!) and that (rather oddly!) he should contain no traces of dust.. so.. after making him from dust and taking it all away again.. he then thinks about giving adam a companion and suitable mate.. but hang on.. god's terrific idea here is to give him animals..?? for a companion..?? i know..! wtf..??
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   19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
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   awww..! so after god realises that adam might be lonely (*after* creating him from dust and not thinking about the fact that he might be lonely before..!) he says - i know..! animals..!
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   20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
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   oh.. so here we can see that the animal thing clearly didn't work out too good in the end.. this means that God's top idea for man's companion to be an animal wasn't really the best of the bunch.. (funny that..! what with him being omnipotent n' all..!) so we need to take it that God is a huuuge a fan of bestiality then yeah..? well he must be musnt he..? you know.. if his first thought is lets make adams companion animals..! but it is again strange that (because he's omnipotent don't forget!) that god didn't realise or think that man having a goat for a companion would suit anyone.. (ok.. other than you dh..!) - still.. at least he gave it a go..! anyway..! so he then scraps that idea because its really silly and not very practical and thinks about creating another type of companion.. instead..
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   so he takes a rib from adam (ouchy!) and makes a woman out that instead..? as a plan b yeah..? despite not knowing that adam getting it on with an elephant wouldn't be that much fun and a bit messy...? omfsm!! what type of numpty god is this..? bestiality..? making men from dust and women from ribs..? wtf..?
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   so yeah.. this is all a bit odd isn't it..? why didn't he just use dust again for the woman..? and why didn't he think about creating a woman in the first place without forcing adam into shagging chickens and badgers in the first place..?
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   oh..! wait..! its because the bible is all bobbins isn't it dh..? not a scrap of genesis is near factual or indeed accurate.. adam sleeping with animals..? as the first plan of god..? lollers..! oh hang on..! is that what you use as an excuse when you get it on with your cat..? do you tell yourself that if "the bible tells me that if its good enough for adam then its good enough for me too"..? is that what you keep telling yourself..?
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   poor tiddles..!! see..? told you that you're not as funny as the bible..!

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   from says:

   Nov 21, 12:14

   A new museum in London is rewriting the sex books and instead preaching straight sex theories (the belief that man and woman created all life) through exhibits that include penises virginas and various midget limbs. Scientists say the museum is spreading lies, but Oedipus suggest half of all men don't believe in "normal" straight sex. Is it possible to believe in Gay Midget sex and still accept normal evolutionary (sex) theory?

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   ot from o says:

   Nov 21, 12:08

   don't forget me.. I love the little fellows too btw... !!! lol

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   SPASTICUS OEDIPUS from Midget Rimming says:

   Nov 20, 22:59

   Oooooh how I love the little fellows!

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   greedy puss from lily pad says:

   Nov 20, 22:41

   rivet, rivet. can you believe i'm a frog?

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