Taxi For Paula; Sake For Noorul

Taxi For Paula; Sake For Noorul

So despite going head-to-head with the most useless team leader in Apprentice history (more on Noorul later), it’s Paula that was left holding the soap this week, while the winners drank victory sake. It’s a shame, Paula seemed nice – but if you mistake £5 for £700, you probably shouldn’t be counting coppers for billionaire teddy-bear lookalikes.

And thanks to Paula’s inability to count, we’re left with a prize idiot from Rochdale by the name of Noorul. How could this “straight talking leader” be so utterly rubbish at, erm, talking and leading? Maybe he thought he was applying for Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend? Or perhaps he lied on his application and he’s actually seven years old? Whatever the explanation, Noorul was about as good at team leading as my gerbil.

It’s lucky that his teammates gave him some, ahem, Noorul-programming (told him what to do), otherwise he’d still be sat around the table trying to work out what soap is. To quote his metrosexual teammate Philip, Noorul is “as dumb as a doorknob.” (note – Philip was actually talking about Kimberley when using this insult; I’m just stealing it for a more worthy cause).

Anyway, Noorul to win.

 

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  1.  
    MS from Essex says:
    Apr 26, 14:37

    Dont like Debrah, not sure how to spell her name. Shes got her finger so far up her ass she needs a slap!
    And i agree, Alan made the wrong choice getting rid of Paula!

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    mollie from london says:
    Apr 17, 11:40

    paula didnt deserve to go and yasmina is so horrible and bitchy

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    jk from west yorks says:
    Apr 17, 11:34

    i think sir alan got t wrong, this time, the reason the team that won had a flawed product, the instructions on the soap shuld have read if contact with skin wash of quickly with water, and had scull and crossbones on it, if i got any on my face i would want to sue.
    ok she made a mistake, but she did delegate and you are only as good as the people under you. she should have fired them as soon as she knew, and told sir they have not done what they were told to do.

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  4.  
    Worried from Mansfield says:
    Apr 17, 11:12

    If these are the best this country has to offer in up and coming talent, Im off!! Its not business sense they lack its common sense!!

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    Jock eye the NOO from Laffin STOCK says:
    Apr 17, 10:45

    He is a complete TOSSA with NO SPINE

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