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   Dave from Bucks says:

   Mar 14, 15:46

   Re: Neil from romford...
   
   fancy a dance luv? - (looks me up and down .. "dya think i'm despaerate?") - I dunno, but I AM luv...

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   hunt's hussy from Preston says:

   Mar 11, 22:19

   Gene Hunt to Sam Tyler (Life on Mars): "You great soft sissy girly nancy French bender Man United suuporting poof!"
   
   Sam Tyler to Gene Hunt: "...overweight, over the hill, nicotine-stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding."

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   me from sumwhere says:

   Mar 10, 17:06

   wot is a putdown ne waiz?

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   Jane from Leeds says:

   Mar 9, 13:26

   Science from Big Brother, when he pointed to 3 other housemates and referred to them as, " Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle TW*T" made me smile lol

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   Chris from Bexley says:

   Mar 9, 10:09

   My favourite putdown isn't from TV, but from a friend of mine & it has to be said, was the most original chat-up line I've ever heard. We were in a club watching a band called "The Business" over in Westgate Essex. Most of us knew eachother & were having a good time when, in the intermission someone we all knew, but nobody liked came into the room at the same time as this vission of Beauty. The thing we all knew was the kind of person you'd avoid where possible. She made her own clothes & hardly knew what a bar of soap looked like let alone knew how to use one, always smelling of BO. Her hair was platted & matted like a Raster man & flys gathered around her like they would gather around a cow pat & there she was, standing next to this vission. Well the room was so quiet you could almost hear a pin drop. Everybody was looking at eachother & wondering which window to jump out of to avoid this thing & it has to be said that the vission look quite embarrassed, because she thought everybody was looking at her. Well, this mate of mine knew we couldn't let her suffer at the things expense, he looked at me & said, "Watch this" & walked carmly over to the vission, put his face up close to her's & said, just loud enough for everybody in the room to hear, "Excuse me. Can I smell your pratt?" The vission looked shocked & said, "No you certainly can't!" My mate then looked at miss smelly & said, "EWWWWW, it must be her then!" At which, everybody in the room fell apart laughing & the thing beat a hasty retreat. The vission thought my mate was off his tree, but still bought him a drink & their still seeing eachother to this day.

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