Kim was the right choice

Kim was the right choice

While Kate’s pirates toasted their Treasure Flakes victory with a spot of jolly Laughter Yoga, the only thing tickling Kimberly’s chakras was Sir Alan’s pointy sausage-finger. On reflection, Kim was the right choice: her leadership skills were flakier than a bowl of All Bran.

Plus she signed-off on a breakfast cereal campaign based entirely on pants. Okay, it was Philip’s stupid idea in the first place, and yes Lorraine acted like a spoilt teenager with a smacked bum (and face) for the entire task, but thank heavens those two stayed – their tiffs are even funnier than Noorul.

Lorraine really caught my eye this week. That’s partly because she looks like Dennis Taylor in a dress, but also because she was the ONLY ONE that realised how rubbish Ignite’s idea really was. When Philip stood up and sang his stupid Pants-man song, the others actually took him seriously; clearly seduced by his Burton menswear catalogue good-looks.

But Lorraine can spot a dead horse a mile off, which is why she couldn’t be bothered flogging it. Mona didn’t help much either – her abysmal ad-agency pitch made Noorul look like a grown-up!

So hats off to Lorraine for standing her ground (and for looking like a Strictly Come Dancing snooker legend). Let’s hope she eats Pants-man for breakfast…

Words: David Levin
 

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  1.  
    j from l says:
    Aug 28, 17:31

    bit quiet here

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    Mrs R from Bythe sea says:
    May 1, 10:10

    I think Lorraine is great and her biggest obstacle is unfortunately her looks.Sir Alan( who I think is unbelievably ignorant and i cant see that being successful in business gives you the right to insult people)loves the lookers.And I note how the less attractive birds do not get the same respect from the guys.If Lorraine had a makeover it would increase her chances dramatically---but she gets my vote, she has courage and she still keeps her head when all about are loosing theirs.I hope she wins.

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    ginkb from london says:
    Apr 30, 22:22

    i think shock from horror is a fool. learn 2 watch the tv. lorraine didn't agree wiv the project frm the start. u must b a relative of kim or another contender, and its rude 2 say she has a puffy face ur face is probably red and puffy 2, if ur reli shock frm horror looooooooool

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    shock from horror says:
    Apr 27, 14:41

    lorraine cannot do anything!!(except complain!) she was completely useless on last weeks task and deserved to go due to her bad manners and for her annoying put-down comments after the projects gotten rolling. I mean, why would she want to tell the team that she beleives the concept to be bad once the finalisations are being made?! where is she when the ideas they have are being speculated! its ridiculous! shes ridiculous just like her red puffy face!

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    jasm from glasgow says:
    Apr 26, 22:44

    i think lorraine has a business head. she probably has been the victim of editing so far. i think she could pull it off.

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