Farewell Pantsman
What do you call a slimy toad from Durham who’s finally had the smug grin wiped off his face by a woman that looks like Alan Carr? Philip, that’s what.
Phil was one of the favourites to win, so it’s a bit of a shock exit this week. And while I concede that he’s been amusing and that he’s easier on the eye than this year’s other swamp-donkeys, let’s not forget that he’s the most arrogant man in Britain. On top of that he’s been a bit mean to poor old Lorraine. I understand it must be annoying to hear her bang-on about her heightened instincts like some kind of werewolf in joke-shop glasses, but like her or not Lorraine’s instincts have been pretty good… which is why she’s been selling like a demon while Phil’s been drooling over Kate’s blonde highlights.
Lorraine was right to drag up their “special friendship” when the gloves came off in the boardroom. If Phil had stopped gazing into Kate’s eyes long enough to flog that stupid Cat Plane, it might have been their team celebrating with a spin on Sir Alan’s chopper.
So farewell Pantsman… good luck pulling your head out of your bottom.
Words: David Levin
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DW from Kent says:May 7, 12:33
What a Phil was. Thank God he's gone backstabbing SOAB!
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naz from birmingham says:May 7, 12:32
good ridence,,,,,he was a stuck up man who th8 he knew it all
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na from west yorkshire says:May 7, 12:04
im sorry to see phil go i watched the apprentice from the start . i think lorrain should have gone she winds them all up i think she is a crap sales person a know it all ..
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