Farewell Pantsman

Farewell Pantsman

What do you call a slimy toad from Durham who’s finally had the smug grin wiped off his face by a woman that looks like Alan Carr? Philip, that’s what.

Phil was one of the favourites to win, so it’s a bit of a shock exit this week. And while I concede that he’s been amusing and that he’s easier on the eye than this year’s other swamp-donkeys, let’s not forget that he’s the most arrogant man in Britain. On top of that he’s been a bit mean to poor old Lorraine. I understand it must be annoying to hear her bang-on about her heightened instincts like some kind of werewolf in joke-shop glasses, but like her or not Lorraine’s instincts have been pretty good… which is why she’s been selling like a demon while Phil’s been drooling over Kate’s blonde highlights.

Lorraine was right to drag up their “special friendship” when the gloves came off in the boardroom. If Phil had stopped gazing into Kate’s eyes long enough to flog that stupid Cat Plane, it might have been their team celebrating with a spin on Sir Alan’s chopper.

So farewell Pantsman… good luck pulling your head out of your bottom.

Words: David Levin

 

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    ginkb from london says:
    May 7, 15:49

    every1 seems 2 b forgetting that he actuallyt made this yr's apprentice slightly interesting, now i reckon its quite a boring programme.. they shud bring back alex frm last yr, he was fyyyyyn

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    Mrs R from bythesea says:
    May 7, 15:33

    Sooooooo glad he,s gone ---wont do his street cred too much good hee hee--bye pathetic Phil

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    vk from lancs says:
    May 7, 13:50

    I love me, goodness this chap even gave AS back chat did he think he would survive that!!!!

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    naz from birmingham says:
    May 7, 13:24

    hate this man

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    Shug from Glasgow says:
    May 7, 12:57

    A legend in his own mind, if he is an example of the best that this country has to offer in terms of business competence then we really are in for the long haul during this credit crunch. Phil mate, stick to what you are good at, blowing your own over inflated trumpet!

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