Did the right person win The Apprentice?

Did the right person win The Apprentice?

So after 12 weeks of bitching, brawling, bartering and back-stabbing, the winner of The Apprentice 2009 is Yasmina. But did the right person win?

Well Kate-fans will probably poke me in the nose for saying so, but yes. So great was she as a leader that James felt compelled to pipe-up in the final boardroom, just to warn Sir Alan not to let her slip through his fingers (not that much could slide past those chubby little digits).

And based on the final task (which was ace by the way): even though Kate’s presentation was much better than Yasmina’s giddy performance, her chocolates were much more exciting and enticing than Kate’s, which actually resembled a box of tampons.

And their chocolates kind of summed them up as people: Yasmina’s a feisty risk-taker while Kate is great and lovely but perhaps a bit too safe and sterile. Anyway… congratulations Yasmina – enjoy the £100,000 a year.

And so The Apprentice is over for another year. But what valuable lessons have we learnt?

Lesson 1: If you’ve got a massive head and you sing stupid songs about pants, you’re probably a div.

Lesson 2: If you repeat the same boastful twaddle about places at Sandhurst or supernatural business instincts over and over again, you’re probably a div and you’ll probably get fired.

Lesson 3: If you mess with Debra, she’ll chew you up and spit you out like a strawberry and basil chocolate.

Lesson 4: If you lark about in birthing pools and say funny stuff all the time, you probably won’t get hired by Sir Alan Sugar but you probably are a legend and everyone will like you.

And Lesson 5: The Apprentice is still amazing.

 

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  1.  
    Kate Walsh from the apprentice says:
    Jun 14, 17:02

    I should have won!
    Yasmina is miserable my chocololate was so better

  2.  
    Louise from Nottingham says:
    Jun 10, 15:04

    Agree with Hope from Dreamland:
    Why hire a woman who does not know the difference between net and gross turnover and who also does not know that financial accounts are public records - duh! Some good she's going to be in Sir Alan's team!.

  3.  
    NO from THEY says:
    Jun 9, 23:04

    DIDNT!!

  4.  
    NO from WAY says:
    Jun 9, 09:55

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5.  
    Jade from redcar says:
    Jun 8, 16:05

    she is not the right person kate was soo better

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