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created Nov 21 2008, 09:58"David Van Day is a peroxide idiot"

Not only was yesterday Nicola's fake boobs' birthday, but we also welcomed the arrival of two other foreign objects into camp – in the form of captive hostages Timmy Mallet and David Van Day from Dollar – an '80s singer replete with large gut and plastic face.

I have to say if I were asked to give up my luxury item (photos of my beautiful man and babies) in order to spend the night with the ugly mugs of mallet and mullet, I would not have shown the slightest sympathy.

Killjoy should be thanking his lucky stars. Finally someone a whole heap less appealing has arrived. Dollar seems to be thinking he is worth a couple million. I wouldn’t give a cent. Fortunately Nicola was on hand once again to provide the testosterone and tell it to him straight, in the stark absence of any balls from the rest of the men.

Like a small child at knee height, endearing Joe still seems to look up to everyone. In a jungle where to him all his fellow campers are legends, it is just a question of who is the most legend of all.

Brian gives his nomination for jungle legend to Simon from Blue. Whether this has anything to do with the sight of his perfectly toned torso in the shower, I am unclear.

I think Joe and Nicola are strong contenders. Nicola was proved quite right to prioritise her mascara above the peroxide idiot that is Dollar man. Joe is unassuming and modest. In a jungle full of ego, these are rare qualities indeed.

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terry from liecester says:

Nov 21, 14:50

i totally agree with t from hemel time will tell

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t from hemel says:

Nov 21, 14:39

what are you lot on? David was a breath of fresh air they should have given up their luxuries they're all supposed to be in it together, so he was right when he said "celebs its all about me me me".

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terry from liecester says:

Nov 21, 14:30

am i the only one beside david (who i no very little of) see that the others espec kilroy silk are selfish bullys ok i can understand the 1st night but the second night pure selfishness

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GAVIN from GLASGOW says:

Nov 21, 14:24

THE PLACE NEEDED SOMEonE LIKE DAVY BOY TO LIVEN IT UP AS IT WAS GETTING BORING EVEN AT THIS STAGE, NICOLA TO WIN

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jan from plymouth says:

Nov 21, 14:19

I so agree with you David behaves like a spoilt brat mind you he alway's has done I did'nt like him in dollar either. joe to win

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