Katie Hopkins' I'm A Celeb... blog
created Nov 21 2008, 09:58"David Van Day is a peroxide idiot"
Not only was yesterday Nicola's fake boobs' birthday, but we also welcomed the arrival of two other foreign objects into camp – in the form of captive hostages Timmy Mallet and David Van Day from Dollar – an '80s singer replete with large gut and plastic face.
I have to say if I were asked to give up my luxury item (photos of my beautiful man and babies) in order to spend the night with the ugly mugs of mallet and mullet, I would not have shown the slightest sympathy.
Killjoy should be thanking his lucky stars. Finally someone a whole heap less appealing has arrived. Dollar seems to be thinking he is worth a couple million. I wouldn’t give a cent. Fortunately Nicola was on hand once again to provide the testosterone and tell it to him straight, in the stark absence of any balls from the rest of the men.
Like a small child at knee height, endearing Joe still seems to look up to everyone. In a jungle where to him all his fellow campers are legends, it is just a question of who is the most legend of all.
Brian gives his nomination for jungle legend to Simon from Blue. Whether this has anything to do with the sight of his perfectly toned torso in the shower, I am unclear.
I think Joe and Nicola are strong contenders. Nicola was proved quite right to prioritise her mascara above the peroxide idiot that is Dollar man. Joe is unassuming and modest. In a jungle full of ego, these are rare qualities indeed.
Your comments
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mary from new york says:Dec 1, 16:35
it is such a monster. I mean he or it or she or animal, whateevr the loser thing is. It is sooo mean and makes me soooo angry! >:( GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
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Dee from uk says:Nov 28, 13:31
Jo From Bristol I agree with you. Back in the 80s he sang with that blonde woman called themselves Dollar. Yet he tried to put his name to Bucks Fizz. Blimin cheek! I saw that programme where he was invited to sing with the remaining Bucks Fizz over in the Falklands and he treated the other band members so badly. He is not a nice person and I have never liked him. I am sure I am not alone on this thought.
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Tracy from Teesside says:Nov 21, 15:20
David who?? What a hasbeen! Primping up his hair to cover his baldness! Stupid little hissy fits get you no where!
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jk from wales says:Nov 21, 15:03
He is a slimy never has been; desperate to try and gain some work to be able to pay for his next plastic surgery. Joe or George to win
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jo from bristol says:Nov 21, 14:54
that david van day is a bad un.
he sued him out of the original bucks fizz claiming the name and he wasnt even in the band originally.
he has caused a lot of trouble for so many people, horrid man.
anyone remember bucks fizz, I used to love em when I was 7.
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