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created Nov 24 2008, 11:24"David is a talentless fool"

I have come to the conclusion that I don't like Timmy Mallett. I had that suspicion when I was 12. At 33 it is clear that first impressions are often spot on.

There does comes a point in the jungle when you are so bored of either a) your camp mates b) collecting firewood c) thinking about salt and vinegar crisps and coke that the prospect of a trial is quite refreshing – a chance to escape monotony and spend some time with pocket pals Ant and Dec.

The dilemma is that you do need to be somewhat interesting, or at least downright annoying, in order to antagonise the viewing public into voting for you. At this rate, characterless Carly and simpleton Simon are unlikely to leave camp ever again. Simon went to the Bush Telegraph to inform us that bickering in camp sapped his energy – it’s not like he was over blessed with the stuff in the first place.

Shame the same couldn’t be said of David, who came up with the worst "song" in camp history. The talentless fool thought it had real potential. Frankly we would rather watch Biggins eat frozen profiteroles in the Iceland ads.

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Mash from Hants says:

Nov 24, 12:40

Whereas Katie Hopkins (who she?) is......?
Rob from Yorkshire says:

Nov 24, 12:32

Its a shame about David but the guy does try to get along with the rest of the camp, Joe and George are good they do make me laugh now the bitch of the jungle well we all know who she is Nicole she is so full of her self I'm a guy but she thinks she is god gift to men make me sick watching her hope that she gets outed soon she thinks she is in a class above the rest of the camp.
Malc from Leicester says:

Nov 24, 12:30

I agree with brian from notts, who is this katie?, at least david has had some hits, what's she done that should ever make me know her?
ann from islington says:

Nov 24, 12:27

I know of the the majority of the people in there and they are celebs.. But who are these bimbo girls... wannabe celebs and i hope that nicola i the first to go... She truelly believes she is Katie price... news for you nicola "you will never be Katie Price"!! Who exactly are you???
Mike from Surrey says:

Nov 24, 12:12

I totally agree with all you say about David. But come on...the most annoying and hated person in the camp has to be Nicola. Talk about bitching....funny at first...now boring and irritating. Lets hope she doesnt win immunity from eviction. She is a nobody....and totally fake..just like her boobs. Joe and George make it watchable.

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