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created Nov 24 2008, 11:24"David is a talentless fool"

I have come to the conclusion that I don't like Timmy Mallett. I had that suspicion when I was 12. At 33 it is clear that first impressions are often spot on.

There does comes a point in the jungle when you are so bored of either a) your camp mates b) collecting firewood c) thinking about salt and vinegar crisps and coke that the prospect of a trial is quite refreshing – a chance to escape monotony and spend some time with pocket pals Ant and Dec.

The dilemma is that you do need to be somewhat interesting, or at least downright annoying, in order to antagonise the viewing public into voting for you. At this rate, characterless Carly and simpleton Simon are unlikely to leave camp ever again. Simon went to the Bush Telegraph to inform us that bickering in camp sapped his energy – it’s not like he was over blessed with the stuff in the first place.

Shame the same couldn’t be said of David, who came up with the worst "song" in camp history. The talentless fool thought it had real potential. Frankly we would rather watch Biggins eat frozen profiteroles in the Iceland ads.

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Mash from Hants says:

Nov 24, 13:23

I want to know more about Katie Hopkins. Just because she says David is a talentless fool doesn't mean she's wrong. Although clearly she's never seen him flipping a burger on Southend pier. Nice to see her taking it like a man. So to speak.
Bree from Leics says:

Nov 24, 13:20

Are the people who submit comments really as illiterate as they seem? Example - "...upthemselfs there some total is being the wife"...etc. This should read "up themselves. Their sum total .."etc
jennifer from swansea says:

Nov 24, 13:08

I'm sorry if I upset anyone here, as you do seem outraged at the coments of Katie Hopkins. But I had quite a giggle at what she had to say, but regards to David I feel sorry for him, not many of the celebs are giving him a go. Katie your spot on with Timmy Mallet I never liked him as a kid either.
I really don't know though katie why you are watching the program as you dont seem to like many of the celebs and seem quite bored with the whole thing.
Shame on you Jake from Salford, thats a horible thing to say about katie especially as you more than probably don't even know her. You could have said something a bit more constructive. OH I forgot you have to have a brain for that.
Mick from Northants says:

Nov 24, 13:04

Well I like you Katie.
falcon from sheffield says:

Nov 24, 12:51

these two wags are so up themselfs there some total is being the wife of someone famous, one dimensional, two faced, boring get them out and lets see timmy ,joe ,esther and the others who have something to say ,joe to win thats what i say this lad is nice ,so funny far more mature than his age and most of the other in there

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