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created Nov 24 2008, 11:24"David is a talentless fool"

I have come to the conclusion that I don't like Timmy Mallett. I had that suspicion when I was 12. At 33 it is clear that first impressions are often spot on.

There does comes a point in the jungle when you are so bored of either a) your camp mates b) collecting firewood c) thinking about salt and vinegar crisps and coke that the prospect of a trial is quite refreshing – a chance to escape monotony and spend some time with pocket pals Ant and Dec.

The dilemma is that you do need to be somewhat interesting, or at least downright annoying, in order to antagonise the viewing public into voting for you. At this rate, characterless Carly and simpleton Simon are unlikely to leave camp ever again. Simon went to the Bush Telegraph to inform us that bickering in camp sapped his energy – it’s not like he was over blessed with the stuff in the first place.

Shame the same couldn’t be said of David, who came up with the worst "song" in camp history. The talentless fool thought it had real potential. Frankly we would rather watch Biggins eat frozen profiteroles in the Iceland ads.

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trace from bucks says:

Nov 24, 14:00

get the boring wags out of there all boobs nothing else
Dawn from Luton says:

Nov 24, 13:58

I really want that Mallett idiot to disappear somewhere in that jungle he is driving me mad was quite enjoying the show before he turned up, and that artificial intelligence NICOLA her brains have obviously been absorbed by all that sillicone get both of them out PLEASE
Katie Hopkins from Bush House says:

Nov 24, 13:57

jennifer from swansea says:
"OH I forgot you have to have a brain for that." If you're looking for pabulum, you might try the NYRB or LRB, Jennifer. This is a messageboard devoted to discussion of trash telly.
janet from walsall West midland says:

Nov 24, 13:40

Timmy Mallet is driving me mad. I never telephone these programs but I have done so the last few nights to vote him or his paroxide buddy to do the horrible chalenges. As for timmy getting all 12 stars last night,I thought that trial was easy peasy I hate spiders but that one didnt have any so even I could have done it & got all the stars.
I dout if either will get voted off at first because they are the ones causing the rift and the viewers like that. Maybe that`s their game plan
Dave from Newcastle says:

Nov 24, 13:24

Katie is spot-on. Keep slating them girl!

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