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created Nov 24 2008, 11:24"David is a talentless fool"

I have come to the conclusion that I don't like Timmy Mallett. I had that suspicion when I was 12. At 33 it is clear that first impressions are often spot on.

There does comes a point in the jungle when you are so bored of either a) your camp mates b) collecting firewood c) thinking about salt and vinegar crisps and coke that the prospect of a trial is quite refreshing – a chance to escape monotony and spend some time with pocket pals Ant and Dec.

The dilemma is that you do need to be somewhat interesting, or at least downright annoying, in order to antagonise the viewing public into voting for you. At this rate, characterless Carly and simpleton Simon are unlikely to leave camp ever again. Simon went to the Bush Telegraph to inform us that bickering in camp sapped his energy – it’s not like he was over blessed with the stuff in the first place.

Shame the same couldn’t be said of David, who came up with the worst "song" in camp history. The talentless fool thought it had real potential. Frankly we would rather watch Biggins eat frozen profiteroles in the Iceland ads.

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Dave from Newcastle says:

Nov 24, 15:11

Katie Hopkins was on the Apprentice! She was hilarious. And on I'm A Celeb last year too, so that's why she's doing this.
STEVE from JACKTon says:

Nov 24, 14:59

AND WHO THE IS KATIE HOPKINS? THOUGHT SO
Toni Lloyd from Brighton says:

Nov 24, 14:52

No idea who Katie Hopkins is, but must agree that DVD AND TM are both silly and childish and not interesting or talented. If TM told me to just smile I too would great difficulty.
Babs from Devon says:

Nov 24, 14:45

Get rid of the most boring person in the world DAVID VAN DAY. Where did they dig him up from, as for his song------- rubbish.
I hope he is the first to be voted off and then I can enjoy the show.
Carol from Liverpool says:

Nov 24, 14:43

This must be a case of the pot calling kettle black!

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