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created Nov 28 2008, 09:49"We won't miss Dani"

Yesterday two of our campest campers thought they would get to grip with the birds. Fortunately it turned out to be the easiest trial in the history of the jungle. Even the soundtrack from Jaws couldn’t add an element of tension.

Esther had her beak well and truly put out by the suggestion from David that two old-timers really shouldn’t be allowed over the bridge together, let alone be responsible for the food for our bizarre Australian Addams family.

He had a point. But Esther is determined to shine one way or another. I fancy we may yet see that purple lace underwear of hers make an outing in a desperate attempt to win the septuagenarian vote.

As the idiot Mallett took his irritating self off to bed, Nicola and Joe did the only sensible thing and drank his beer. As mine-sweeping goes I give them zero points for difficulty, but 10 points for target selection.

H.R.H Dull Dani was despatched from the jungle. She looked gutted. But what will we miss?

 

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    dave from solihull says:
    Dec 1, 11:18

    st from m, shut up fool oxfam use most of thier money on admin and all the african goverments are thieves. so why should we give to arican people. charity begins in this country, saving childern from been battered in harringey and the rest of the country. stop childern being abused by thier parents. people like you so called do goods make me sick.SAVE OUR CHILDREN FIRST AND OUR countRY BEFORE WE THINK OF OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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    ST from M") says:
    Nov 28, 19:15

    How about leaving Ant, Dec and all the other z-listers in the jungle and donate all their fees to charity. Isn't it rather sick making these z-listers eat insects for fun and to win meals when so many in parts of Africa are forced to eat insects to survive.
    Don't vote for any of them, donate the cost of your calls to Childline, Oxfam or whatever your favourite charity is.
    What a crap programme that I ensure that I avoid!

  3.  
    Peter from Yorkshire says:
    Nov 28, 15:24

    Saz from Birmingham - what the hell are you talking about. If this is the mentality of the Celebrity vieweers is it any wonder the producers are quite happy pushing any kind of garbage and calling it entertainment?

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    Ian from Harpenden says:
    Nov 28, 15:06

    Frankly, IAC has now run its' course and this year's effort is plumbing the depths with D List 'celebs' and the same two talentless idiots fronting the show, with nothing new to say. The future commercial opportunities for the contestants are also very distasteful. Time to pull the plug on this fiasco.

  5.  
    dave from gloucester says:
    Nov 28, 15:05

    Where do the girls get there make up from?
    Although their hair may be messy, their nails and make up is perfect!!

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