Sunday morning in Australia meant Saturday night viewing in the UK. After the razmataz of The X Factor our grumpy early morning celebrities had the potential to look a bit dull. Killjoy and Esther didn’t disappoint.

Teary David spent the morning blubbing over the thought of the trial. Luckily, Nicola was on hand to point out that he was pathetic. And with Dollarman, she was right on the money. I have been trying to work out exactly what it is that bugs me about the man other than his obnoxious personality. And I think it is because his face doesn’t match his hair or body - like some random actor elaborately made up to play a fat ferret in Wind in the Willows.

Funnily enough just like a fat ferret he got stuck in a tube during his trial and returned with less than half the rations for the camp. Nicola greeted him with the disdain he deserved and focussed on her tan.

Esther was marginally more productive and created a camp political party. Whilst she made Nicola Chief of Defence thanks to her bazookas she made Natrav Chancellor of the Exchequerand thus chief bean counter. There is a cheap snigger in there if you are in the mood.

Brian has started to look visibly disappointed when he doesn’t get a trial and has taken to spending lots of time naked. Will jungle boredom rob him of his sanity altogether?