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created Nov 18 2008, 09:54"Nicola is more than silicone"

Day two and the jungle is already starting to take its toll. The absence of power showers, family and food all under a rainy Aussie sky can suddenly make the jungle seem an awfully long way from home.

Esther was on the verge of walking, fearful that her boobs were already losing volume. Simon seemed listless and dull. It is difficult to know whether this is any different from the norm.

Tearful Carly was already missing Joe Cole. Clearly a WAG without her footballer is like... just a girl. Losing the treasure chest to the walking ego that is Martina “possibly the greatest athlete of all time” Natrav did nothing to lift her spirits.

Nicola proved she is made of stronger stuff than silicone alone. During a nasty Bush Tucker trial she swallowed most things in sight. That takes a special kind of practice.

Her opponent Joe ‘Bear Grylls’ Swash is rapidly becoming the nation's favourite baby bear, with his fuzzy hair and squeaky little voice. He came back with the bad news that not only had someone stolen his porridge and nicked his bed, but he had lost the Bush Tucker trial. Worse was to follow - a promise of skin on skin action from the hairy one - a massage from Natrav. The nation joined in a silent shudder.

We look forward to more tomorrow, including Killjoy’s certain path to self destruction.

 

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  1.  
    Carol from Liverpool says:
    Nov 24, 14:46

    This series is really proving that beauty is only skin deep!

  2.  
    THE BABY from ports says:
    Nov 24, 14:38

    I used to like this programme at one time, who the hell are some of these that think they are celeb's.
    Nicola to me is a nasty bit of work who thinks she's something special, but has a really bad attitude and she's not going to get herself liked very much, I'd of slapped her long before now.

  3.  
    Robin from England says:
    Nov 24, 13:21

    Who are these celebrities ?
    Esther was on tv about 60 years ago, as was Mr Silk.
    Martina is a famous tennis super-star.
    Simon used to be in a crappy talentless boyband and the old guy was in Star Trek 100 years ago.
    What about the rest, I have never heard of them.
    Celebrities, my arse.
    It should be called "I'm a celebrity but I don't know who the others are so get me out of here"

  4.  
    Wendy from Churchill says:
    Nov 24, 11:26

    It made me laugh when Jordan said she had written another book.
    Apparently she said that she would like to write a book about a little princess living in a castle, so someone else wrote a book about this little princess.
    Jordan is now claiming that as it was her idea it is her book.
    She has used the same excuse for all her other books, when in fact she hasn't written one word in any of them.
    How stupid we the public are to keep buying these books.

  5.  
    Karen from Birmingham says:
    Nov 24, 11:22

    Peter Andre probably loves Nicola as she is fake, thick and talentless.
    As is his inflatable wife.

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