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created Nov 25 2008, 11:30"Nicola has lost her balls"

The argument over who does the cooking continues to rage unabated. Food is the most important thing in the jungle, so the tension around it is somewhat understandable. Dani – a.k.a. "the world's worst loser" threw her teddies out of the cot because she wasn't allowed to cook. So she went to bed with nothing. Since she's a mother of two, her husband really must be up against it when the three kids in his life kick off.

Somewhere in the darkness of her jungle trial, Nicola lost her balls of steel and started jabbering like a little old lady. She spent the morning arguing with Dollarman; midday in a cave of critters and the afternoon up to her beautiful boobs in flatulent gunk. Still worse - she had to share the experience with the Mallett.

As if to add insult to injury, it turns out the silicone in fake boobs drops to sub zero temperatures when faced with the cold. Getting near to the fire to warm up plastic boobs is probably not an option.

Brian was supposed to be Britain's top gay cop. If he pulls that "just kicked puppy" face again when he is not voted to do the trial, I fear I may have to catch the next flight over, throw him in a sack and launch him into the pond.

 

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  1.  
    valerie thomas from port talbot says:
    Nov 26, 01:18

    kilroy-silk is great ive met him and he is such a lovely man what you see is what you get .as freedom of speech been banned along with everything else .the only ones i dont like in there are van-day nicola.dani.carly not sure yet. and the mallet is allright when he is quiet

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    Helen from South London says:
    Nov 25, 23:13

    They are all self-obsessed, with nothing new to say. I like Timmy and Jo, they are less about themselves and up for a bit of fun and laughter. I really can't stand Robert, talk about can't take a joke.
    I think the programme needs a new angle or maybe a kidnapping of Nicola and see how she likes being in a cage!

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    jack from norfolk says:
    Nov 25, 16:56

    they are all z listing celebs boring

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    bob from grangemouth says:
    Nov 25, 16:52

    Nicola can not match Jorden in the jungle. Although she does sound like her. I like her honesty though she tells it like it is, the other all slag each other behind their backs. The copper is boring and how could he get all turned on with the old boys massage. but I do like the old boy too. David and Timmy are a pain in the butt. I like Joe although he is becoming a bit of a wimp, he needs to fix up. The rest are boring.

  5.  
    Peter from Walton-on-Naze says:
    Nov 25, 16:45

    Nicola and Jordan have a fine pair

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