The introduction of 'Bush Battles' for eviction immunity tends to sort the jungle fun-bunnies from the jungle die-hards.

During my Bush Battle I had to try and out-sit the barking mad chef John Burton Race in a Landover. Learning John was prepared to poo where he sat in order to win, was enough for me to volunteer to lose.

Mallett and Mullet are equally annoying. In fact I'd like to take a mallett to Dollar's mullet head. However I fear its plastic content might make it shatter proof. Fortuitously he lost his bush battle and we owe it to ourselves to make him leave first and feel the worst.

Joe and Nicola had another great show. Joe beat Navrat and became a jungle legend all of his very own making. Nicola chose to spend lots of time in a lurid pink bikini in which she looked fabulous. Spending time with Gemma Atkinson in the last series, I know how it feels to be living alongside a lad's fantasy female and you can either choose to envy it or marvel at it. One thing you should never do is try to compete.

My faith in the voting public is reinforced by their choice of Dollar for the next trial. I am sure we join together in hoping it will be truly horrid. Someone as self cantered as the Dollar man is unlikely to do well and will surely earn the venom of his camp comrades – though I think he is well on his way to that already.