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created Nov 20 2008, 09:52"Dani is a bad sport"

ITV took the bold decision to prioritise an ‘England v Germany’ friendly over the plight of our celebrities in the jungle. Far be it for me to question the wisdom of ITV schedulers, but surely the growing conflict that is ‘Kilroy v Everyone Else’ makes for more compelling viewing.

Pregnant as I am, with just a handful of days left until I hit the maternity ward, I have some degree of sympathy for careless Dani who has suspicions she may indeed be pregnant. Her husband has confirmed that ‘he wouldn’t be surprised’ which is reassuring - for him at least. I doubt the programme makers are cracking open the bubbly.

I suspect she may just be suffering from a case of jungle bloat, brought on by excess rice, beans and the relative size of one's stomach compared to one's shrinking boobs. The unpleasantness of jungle latrines together with early morning glimpses of the shuddering buttocks of Brian in the shower would be enough to make anyone feel a little peaky.

Either way we all hope she is ok. Having proved herself a thoroughly bad sport against Nicole, and being the flaunting type that seems to insist on wearing a bikini at all times, we would hate to miss out on the opportunity to vote for her to do something really nasty.

We look forward to tomorrow and the arrival of new inmates into camp.

 

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  1.  
    Craig from Tenby says:
    Nov 24, 18:50

    Did you know that medved' is Bear in Russian, Farleigh? Perhaps Medvedev and Behr are related?

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    FARLEIGH from HUNGERFORD says:
    Nov 24, 18:48

    Did you read Robert Peston's comments on "Yogi" Behr?

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    Craig from Tenby says:
    Nov 24, 15:51

    Dani is absolutely gorgeous and it just shows that plastic boobs don't make a woman attractive.
    Nicola is not at all attractive and having plastic balloons inserted into her chest doesn't make her anymore attractive.

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    Adult from Nottingham says:
    Nov 20, 16:26

    If she had a suspicion she might be pregnant she shouldn't even have considered going into the jungle.

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    no one from no where says:
    Nov 20, 12:41

    news worthy enough for you to read....

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