I fear Brian may have taken The Last Chance Saloon trial against Mallett a little too seriously. ‘People are relying on me,’ he said. Well no Brian, people are not. People could not even be bothered to pick up their phones to vote for you to stay. People don’t care if you throw up or give up. People just cannot understand how someone so pink and girlie was once a boy in blue.

The argument over who does the cooking continues to rage unabated. Food is the most important thing in the jungle, so the tension around it is somewhat understandable. Dani – a.k.a. "the world's worst loser" threw her teddies out of the cot because she wasn't allowed to cook. So she went to bed with nothing. Since she's a mother of two, her husband really must be up against it when the three kids in his life kick off.

I have come to the conclusion that I don't like Timmy Mallett. I had that suspicion when I was 12. At 33 it is clear that first impressions are often spot on.

The introduction of 'Bush Battles' for eviction immunity tends to sort the jungle fun-bunnies from the jungle die-hards.

Not only was yesterday Nicola's fake boobs' birthday, but we also welcomed the arrival of two other foreign objects into camp – in the form of captive hostages Timmy Mallet and David Van Day from Dollar – an '80s singer replete with large gut and plastic face.