Have you discovered the secret of the art of dating? Are you a dater who knows all the etiquette, the right moves, the best chat-up lines and the greatest compliments?
I WENT on HOLIDAY TO CYPUS WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANYonE WHILE on HOLIDAY.
IT WAS MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY on THE 13 DEC 07 WHILE WE WERE THERE THIS MAN STARTED TALKING ME.
WE DECIDED TO GO OUT THE FOLLOWING EVEING WE GOT on SO WELL!
WE SWOPED ADDRESS AND PHonE NUMBERS.
I CAME HOME AND I THAUGHT I WOULDN'T HEAR FROM HIM. BUT HOW wrong I WAS THAT HOLIDAY ROMANCES DO NOT WORK!
SINCE THEN WE SEE A LOT OF EACH OTHER. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HOUSE TOGETHER.
I'M SO HAPPY!
Be Honest.
Try and have a laugh.
Be Honest.
My dating tips are
Be honest from the get go
Take it one step at a time
The Podunk Possum Gazette has provided this report from the 2007 World Women's Liberation Conference recently held in Podunk, Arkansas:
The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself! After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.
The second speaker, a lady from Russia stood up and said, "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my washing as well." The crowd again cheered wildly!!!!
The third speaker, a Cajun lady from Thibodeaux, Louisiana, stood up and said, "Afta last years' conference, I went rat home and tole dat lazy ass husband 'a mine, Boudreaux, dat I wadn't gonna do no mo'a his cookin', cleanin' or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna have to do it all fer hissef." The crowd got to their feet and roared approval. When it became quiet, she continued, "And I tole 'em I wadn't gonna be doin' no mo cleanin 'em nasty crawfeesh, giggin' no mo boolfrogs and water dawgs, skinnin' none'a dem musrats and nutras or check'n no mo catfeesh trotlines. The crowd went wild - the cheering and clapping lasted for at least five minutes.
When it again became calm, she continued, "Afta the fust day, I didn't saw nuttin'. Afta the second day, I didn't saw nuttin' too. But afta the thud day, I could see a little bit betta outta my left eye."
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