Have you discovered the secret of the art of dating? Are you a dater who knows all the etiquette, the right moves, the best chat-up lines and the greatest compliments?
my wife has dentures and ill tell you what there aint nothing better in this world then getting gum ed
Ask her if she will go Dogging with you on the first date?
tell her you want to shag her straight away. women like it when you're straight to the point, trust me it works!
To Lady from Nottingham.
You sound like my dream date, when can we meet.
36 the moorlands
coleorton
coalville
leicster
leicstershire
try to have a wash before you go out...thats where i seem to fail alot...
ALSO
brush those cheesy snaggleteeth before they look like my black cheesy snaggleteething snappers...
ALSO
shave your chest hair && nasal hairs YES even you girls
ALSO
actually get a date instead of telling all your friends you've got one....but actually you are lying...
THANXX 4 ur time...!
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