1.  
   Leanes dad from short bus says:

   Dec 21, 15:12

   If she dont fuk on 1st nite DUMP HER!!!!
2.  
   Leanes dad from short bus says:

   Dec 21, 15:11

   If she dont fuk on 1st nite DUMP HER!!!!
3.  
   oooooooooooh from ooooooooooow says:

   Oct 18, 13:54

   unless she's got loadsa money an a fit bod stay away boys!!!!!
4.  
   carole from wigan says:

   Jul 5, 02:45

   girls stick 2 the 3 fss, if u dont no wat these mean you need help
5.  
   Nicole from Yorkshire says:

   May 7, 22:44

   To him:
   
   Don'T tell her what you'd like her to wear!(once had a guy tell me I'd look good in PVC skin tight trousers - I never saw him again).
   
   Don'T introduce her to your Mother.
   (She'll run quickly)
   
   Don'T gaze longingly or lovingly at her
   (unless you want to watch her discomfort)
   
   Don'T take her back to your flat/room/studio when you are drunk
   (you cannot perform properly anyway)
   
   Don'T go back to her flat/room/studio when you are drunk
   (don't think that because you are not in your own place you will perform any better)
   
   Don'T talk of yourself, your interests, your job, your family ALL the time.
   (self obsessed and self absorbed gents are a right turn off and besides, we girls like to talk about ourselves - we are far more interesting)
   
   Don'T give her all your contact numbers, addresses, email address, IM, Facebook link, etc.
   (She'll think you're a lonely loser)
   
   Don'T say corny things such as 'How old are you?" and she says 21 and you say "I am sorry I kept you waiting that long."
   (purrrrrlease, if we throw up all over you then it's your own fault)
   
   Do bathe and wash your teeth.
   (watching you talk about yourself whilst stinking of BO, with dandruff flaking on your shoulders and a tide mark around your neck is a turn off)
   
   Do call if you are running late.
   (You would if you were going to meet a friend, your Mum, etc)
   
   Do be courteous and polite.
   (as you would to anyone)
   
   Do be up front and honest.
   
   To the ladies:
   
   Don'T overdo it on the make-up.
   (it is an overkill)
   
   Don'T wear virtually nothing (it cheapens and demeans you)
   
   Don'T introduce him to your Mother (unless you are trying to get rid of him quickly)
   
   Don'T fawn all over the guy. Drool on his shirt isn't pleasant!
   
   Don't go back to his place after a night of fun and alcohol, especially on the first few dates at least (you won't really remember it anyway - especially if he's been drinking too)
   
   Don'T invite him back to yours (you won't really remember his performance anyway - it probably wouldn't be that memorable and you won't be missing anything anyway)
   
   
   Don'T give him all your contact numbers, addresses, email address, IM, Facebook link, etc.
   (he'll think you're a lonely loser)
   
   Don'T tell him that your ambition is to get married and have 10 kids (well not on the first few dates at least)
   
   Don'T talk only of yourself all night (even if it is more interesting to hear about yourself for the umpteenth time)
   
   Don'T wear last night's dress that reeks of tobacco and alcohol! Even if it does look great on you.
   
   Do be courteous and polite.
   (as you would to anyone)
   
   Do be up front and honest - apart from the bit about wanting to get married and have 10 kids.
   
   Have fun.

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