Have you discovered the secret of the art of dating? Are you a dater who knows all the etiquette, the right moves, the best chat-up lines and the greatest compliments?
another sad chat up line.
Stop right there, i'm making a citizens arrest for being too beautiful. come with me to my station and i can take down your perticulars
Best chat up line:-
'You dont sweat much for a fat girl'
Re Spooky from home, Possibly Men would rather kiss there Dog than you as you prob are Ugly lol
Tried & tested :-
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
don't rush the date just keep it simmering and every few minuetes up the heat and then drop. this will make your partner curious and as soon as you are alone together they wont be able to keep thier hands of you.
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