Do you know any silly quotes?

Do you know any silly quotes?

People say the silliest things - as you can see in this list of celebrity quotes. Do you know any other daft quotes uttered by famous people? Maybe someone you know has said something so bonkers it has got be shared....

 

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  1.  
    me from outer mongolia says:
    Nov 11, 16:21

    Never eat yellow snow

  2.  
    Debraose from Cardiff/Cyprus says:
    Nov 10, 09:53

    Living can damage your health.(c)

  3.  
    MARTIKA GRIMSHAW from MANCHESTER says:
    Nov 10, 00:51

    WHENEVER I GO ROUND TO MY MUM'S SHE ALWAYS SAYS "DO YOU WANT A DRINK" AND ME AND MY KIDS ALWAYS LAUGH OUR HEADS OFF COS I'VE GOT A RIGHT REPUTATIon FOR BEING AN ALCKIE ROUND NEAR WHERE I LIVE. WHEN I WENT ROUND LAST WEEK I HAD SIXTEEN CANS OF SPECIAL BREW WITH ME AND SHE STILL ASKED IF I WANTED A DRINK. WHAT DOES SHE THINK? SHE'S WELL OFF HER HEAD!

  4.  
    happy from south says:
    Nov 9, 22:54

    Conficious once said that a stupid man gives his wife a grand piano,A wise man gives his wife an upright organ

  5.  
    chelsea and tilly from londoon says:
    Nov 9, 19:28

    live each day and enjoy urself

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