Do you know any silly quotes?

Do you know any silly quotes?

People say the silliest things - as you can see in this list of celebrity quotes. Do you know any other daft quotes uttered by famous people? Maybe someone you know has said something so bonkers it has got be shared....

 

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    ernie -retired from coventry says:
    Nov 12, 16:46

    a bloke i know started a new job working in a parcel warehouse and he came upon a parcel marked FRAGILE but with no address ,so he asked the chap next to him"where will this have to go to"oh came the reply FRAGILY" thats in Wales

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    Atomick from Brighton says:
    Nov 12, 16:14

    About our Prime Minister???..POWER corupts.but absolute power corupts absolutely !!!

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    Atomick from Brighton says:
    Nov 12, 16:12

    Rules are for fools and are best used as a guide for the wise man.

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    Atomick from Brighton says:
    Nov 12, 16:10

    Never stand when you can sit. Never sit down when you can lie down. Always chill out.

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    john from bournemouth says:
    Nov 12, 14:57

    martika grimshaw, you sound more uncouth than vikky pollard.eww.

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