Do you know any silly quotes?

Do you know any silly quotes?

People say the silliest things - as you can see in this list of celebrity quotes. Do you know any other daft quotes uttered by famous people? Maybe someone you know has said something so bonkers it has got be shared....

 

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  1.  
    Emily from Manchester says:
    Nov 29, 15:02

    My sister said to her Jordie fella wheres Newcastle is it in Scotland.

  2.  
    z^2+c - from ? says:
    Nov 28, 18:57

    You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
    roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.

  3.  
    Mike from uk says:
    Nov 12, 22:18

    MARTIKA GRIMSHAW from MANCHESTER

    Your family must be really proud of you mate, even your kids laughing at the fact your an alcholic. This addiction ruins so many peoples lives and kills people and you crack a joke when your mum ask's if you want a drink (probably meaning tea/coffee) ?


    Oh My Quote? how about.....
    "theres no fool like an old fool"

  4.  
    madeline from nottingham says:
    Nov 12, 19:40

    just want to say that ppl use this phrase as and "insult" around here! "ya dad"...ooh Im crying already, better not say "ya mum" or I wont be able to stop all night!

  5.  
    madeline from nottingham says:
    Nov 12, 19:36

    "ya mum" or "ya dad", that is the question? I personally prefer ya mum, but that is a matter of taste.

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