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   DARREN from PLYMOUTH says:

   Jan 29, 20:22

   ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO I WAS IN MY CAR WITH MY MATE AND HIS NOW EX WIFE.
   DRIVING ALonG I SLOWED DOWN AS WE WENT OVER NEW RUMBLE STRIPS on THE ROAD AT THIS POINT SHE PIPED UP
   'ARE THOSE THINGS on THE ROAD SO BLIND PEOPLE WonT CRASH?'
   I NEARLY CRASHED THE CAR AND HAD TO PULL OFF THE ROAD UNTIL ME AND MY MATE
   HAD RECOVERED FROM UNConTROLLED HYSTERICS.

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   cathy from sussex says:

   Jan 29, 18:17

   My Friends Mum, who sadly passed away last year, was so funny, & had a knack of saying the wrong things at the wrong times! one thing I remember my Friend telling me was an incident that happened a few years ago (it was not funny at the time though!) My friend was out walking with her mum,& they had the misfortune to be flashed at by some perv. Her mum went along to the police to report it with her,& the PC asked my friend if the guy had been "Erect", to which my friends mum replied " Yes,He was standing up very straight"! We laughed our heads off for months! She said so many more funny things, too many to mention here. She is very much missed.

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   Gaz from Basingstoke says:

   Jan 29, 17:24

   MY girlfriend and I were watching a documentory about MI5 when she said,"Isnt that where we bought our wall unit from?"

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   bekka from stockton says:

   Jan 25, 13:00

   haha madeline thats funny:)!!!

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   Kerry from Kent says:

   Dec 10, 13:35

   My Nan was talking about a nephew of hers whos Father had died a couple of years before. She said
   "If his Father had been alive today, he would turn in his grave!" ???????????

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