People say the silliest things - as you can see in this list of celebrity quotes. Do you know any other daft quotes uttered by famous people? Maybe someone you know has said something so bonkers it has got be shared....
Martika Grimshaw - what is funny about your posting. I can't believe what you have written - suspect it is a load of bull. If it is true,then someone needs to take your kids away, to a decent, caring home where they will be taught respect, how to spell, and good manners; and you can sit in a corner and drink yourself stupid.
'Planes get quite low when they're coming in to land!'
im a postie & my sister asked me to pick a packet up for her when I brought it to her she said I thought he would be able to get that through the letter box I said he probably is new & did not want to risk ruining it I then said to her in jest I would have jumped up & down on it a few times to get it to fit & she looked at me with a stern face & said sometimes your attitude really f***ing stinks I laughed my arse of & said all posties do that you just see them jumping up & down on packet saying to it you will bloody fit.
she is gullible sometimes.
me & my cousin were on a plane returning from america & an american said to his wife have you my nuts & me & my cuz shouted there between your legs mate the american was not impressed.
darren from plymouth thats hilarious it took me ages to type this because I could not stop laughing.
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