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   Kermit The Frog from The Swamp says:

   Nov 18, 10:35

   Oops. I meant to say "Got back on my bike" NOT "Got back on my back"
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   Kermit The Frog from The Swamp says:

   Nov 18, 08:28

   I'd just like to say thank you to the courteous white car driver this morning. I'd just got some money from the hole in the wall. I got back on my back and was going to wait until all the cars had passed before I pulled out, when I noticed that the car had stopped and the driver waved me out, I almost fell off my bike. It's VERY VERY rare seeing a courteous driver these days
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   Scoobyurabus from Midlands says:

   Nov 17, 21:54

   To the 'Richard Head' middle age Mondeo driver on the A5 tonight who was so intent on staying in the outside lane of the dual carriage way (surprise surprise there was nowt on the inside lane!!) just to stop me overtaking and then didn't notice the stationary traffic 150yds ahead thereby almost adding to the accident that had already occured only minutes before......maybe if you just acknowledge the fact that whatever mid-life crisis you maybe going through, your mondeo isn't as quick as a Subaru & maybe if you got your eye's tested, paid attention to the road instead of driving like a tw*t, you wouldn't have proved how slow your reactions have actually become as well!!! U Tit!!
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   ? from ? says:

   Nov 17, 17:50

   Maybe the road humps took offence Phil lol
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   Kermit The Frog from The Swamp says:

   Nov 17, 10:16

   @ Ranger. Yes I'm a biker. I made that little haiku up a couple of years ago on another forum I'm a member of, and since then I always use it as my signature in that forum and another one around this time of year. I also change my avatar to a poppy one as well.

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