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   pete from northeast says:

   Sep 15, 13:04

   ive superglued a large shell on my back? just like my tortoise,s, we have both had nothing to eat for 3 weeks now and are due to hibernate for the next 4 months,....if any of my neigbour,s read this please dont worry, i,ll be tucked up in a pile of old newspaper with freddi ,
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   Sweet and simple from bradfordstan says:

   Sep 14, 23:56

   only if were worth giving a good stuffing
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   fedup from fred says:

   Sep 14, 17:55

   Don't eat,drink,or have any kind of life.
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   horrorcle from bolton says:

   Sep 12, 23:51

   buy a black pudding, eat the contents, use the skin as a condom, then crap in it,take it back to the store to tell them it is bad and get your money back!
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   lena from notts says:

   Sep 12, 22:35

   terry, guess you're a bloke otherwise you'd know how flamin expensive beauty treaments can be. as the old saying goes look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves!

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