Have you been in a relationship for what seems like forever yet you're still blissfully happy? What's the secret to a long-lasting relationship? Share your love tips here.
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Long lasting love is almost as simple as making a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. Just let the person know that you sincerely would like to get in their pants. Don't beat around the bush, quite literally, dive right in and stop wasting everyones time. Doodles have uses far more creative then urinating, why not explore the wide field of Doodleonomy. If this offends you, I'm sorry, but it is the GODDAMN truth.
if you are wadded she will stay
all women pray to the god of wonger, earn loads and hide it if they know it is there they will stay
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keep doing things together, keep going out, different places, different restaurants. dont always stick to the regular spot, change routine at times, adjust lifestyle and keep surprising each other with gifts, show your affection and give love always. dont just settle for a kiss and cuddle all the time. constant happiness, affection, being attentive to the persons needs and loving each other whilst keeping the interest is what it requires to keep a long lifetime loving relationship going. i know this from personal experience!
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Single life rules. No worrie, don't have a mortgage, no pension. Could get kicked out of the house and what the hell. No dependancies and why bother having any. Look at the tight arse family men at work compared to us beauties. We rule.
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