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   vicki from manchester says:

   Dec 4, 10:29

   i had been explaining to my then two year old about opposites and we went to asda a short time after to do some shopping. imagine my embarrasment when he pointed at a lady and said in his loudest voice , LOOK MUMMY, THAT LADY IS VERY FAT!
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   lisa from west mids says:

   Dec 3, 22:54

   My 9 year old was trying to describe to my 3 year old what the future means and was having trouble getting her to understand, I tried to help by giving an example, I said "your birthday is in the future" 3 year old replies, no mummy my birthday is at the playbarn!"
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   ally from notts says:

   Nov 5, 22:14

   when out shopping with my daughter then aged 4,a women in the shop had on a coat made of black pvc,imagine my embarassment when my daughter asked at the top of her voice why is that lady wearing a black bag mum.i didnt answer and you can imagine the dirty look the women gave me.
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   Claire from Coventry says:

   Oct 27, 23:15

   my 3 year old 2 at the time couldnt say pennies and when she tried to say it it sounded like bellend.my 10 year old came home and asked me what a blow job was i asked her where she had heard that from and she said a boy at school,so i explained what it was because there is no point lying about things like that and she is old enough to be told the truth but saying that she also asked me if i had done it,which i wasnt so quick to answer.i really couldnt believe that she had asked me such a difficult question
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   micci from teesside says:

   Oct 26, 05:19

   when i was pregnant my eldest daughter (3) kept wondering when the baby was going to crawl out of my mouth!! she kept opening my mouth to look my throat and see if she could see the baby!!
   
   after i had explained to her how the baby gets out she loudly announced in a public place that babies come out of your tuppy!!

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