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   Linz from Derby says:

   Dec 17, 13:48

   My son once called mobile homes...phone houses. It took me a few seconds to figure it!
2.  
   Carol, from mids says:

   Dec 14, 13:46

   How do you say lello? because i cant say Yellow....:-)Ha ha ha Working in playgroups have some found memories for me.
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   TRUCKERJANE from manchester says:

   Dec 8, 11:12

   claire from coventry
   this debate is meant to be funny.
   your two year sounds like she is saying bellend instead of pennies and you feel that your 10year old is old enought for you to explain what a blow job is, you seem to be a disgusting disgrace of a mother. JUST REMEMBER SHE IS A CHILD.
4.  
   mauldie from herts says:

   Dec 6, 23:22

   bending over the basin undressed washing my hair,mummy you have got a bit of string hanging out of your bum
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   Jo from Blackpool says:

   Dec 4, 14:15

   My daughter asked me when I was pregnant how the baby got in there...I told her that daddy gave mummy a seed and it turned into a baby - she seemed quite happy with this until about an hour later when she said 'mummy, you know that seed - did you suck it or chew it' OO

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