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   Italie from Glasgow says:

   Mar 8, 09:54

   My neice, aged 3, was watching a tv programme where the woman was having a baby, obviously covered mostly by a sheet. She asked my sister if that's how she came out and was disgusted with the reply shouting "yuk, you pooped me out??!!". After about 10 minutes of thinking she said "is that why I always have that bunged up nose?" Lol
   
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   Debra from London says:

   Mar 8, 08:41

   once when walking home from school my son was trying to persuade me that we should get a dog. I pointed out that we couldnt as we would have no one to look after it when we went on holidays. He promptly replied "well when auntie Vickys goes on holiday her cats go to a cattery so we could send it to a doggery!"
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   happy to be a mum from mids says:

   Mar 1, 11:51

   speaking to the mother of one of my daughters school friends one day, she informed me that her daughter had said that they had been teaching them about lesbians ?? I always felt that sex education was my domain and at the least we should have been informed, my daughter was about 7/8 at the time. Later that day I tried to find out more about it. When i asked my daughter if she had been learning about lesbians - she somewhat brusquely (bored by my questioning) said "No we've done the Egyptians and the Victorians but we haven't done the lesbians yet, anyway what are they?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
   I had to very swiftly excuse myself from the room so as not to upset her by my fits of absolute hillarious laughter.
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   Jo Vernon from Coventry, uk says:

   Feb 28, 15:06

   My Granddaughter had a shower with her Mum when she was about two years old. Tracy wrapped her head in a towel, turban style and took her into the bedroom to dry it. They were both looking in the dressing table mirror and Molly sttod there, with just the towel around her head. Tracy asked her "What do you look like, Molly?" Quick as a flash, came the reply---!A bus driver!"
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   Gran from South of England says:

   Feb 10, 09:25

   When I was expecting my second son, 30 years ago, my eldest son, then 8 was shown a book by a friend whose parents had already explained just about evething to him. I wasn't best amused at the time as I thought it was my job to explain where babies came from, but hey, I guess it saved me a job. However, when he said to me and his dad 'I understand how it happens but surely you two didn't do that' I just didn't know where to ut my face. I left it to his father to get out of that one!

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