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   Parent that parents from n'hants says:

   Apr 9, 07:56

   I was in superdrug the other day with my three boys who were chosing what to get and my oldest who is 6 said at the top of his voice "Are we paying for this stuff or stealing it?" We are honest church going people who have never stolen anything so i was gutted. I said with gritted teeth "get in the queue NOW" Today I can laugh about it but I was waiting for the staff to search my bag at the time.
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   anjoujo from yorkshire says:

   Apr 3, 22:41

   At nursery my daughter and friends were asked by the teacher "What's your daddy". Lots of answers ie postman, milkman etc. Maisie, aged 3, told them "My mummy says my daddy is an old fogey". Oops!
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   SK from Surrey says:

   Mar 26, 02:39

   I have to set the scene first.
   
   We were driving with our 3 kids in the back of the car - ages 5 9 12 - there was a news report on the radio about AIDS and after a few minutes my son said "dad can I ask you a question?" he held his breath and said of course!
   
   the question was
   
   "Why is the sky blue?"
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   queenbee1 from southsea says:

   Mar 25, 20:43

   when my son was 5 i was explaining evolution to him...how we descended from apes etc...he looked at me and said "does that mean i've got a monkey in my tummy then mummy?"...how we laughed !!!
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   Patricia from newcastle says:

   Mar 23, 12:49

   Not long before my mother passed away she had a conservatory built on the back of the house. My son came in from school walked over to the back of the house and asked his grandmar is your Cemetary ready yet!
   
   We have never let him live that one down!

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