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   tekko from norton says:

   May 18, 09:24

   the funniest thing my kid asked is will i grow up to be a lazy , ignorant, lager swilling thug like you dado?
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   X from X says:

   May 18, 08:20

   When I was a child I would sometimes get my words mixed up and instead of saying Daddy is mowing the lawn. I would say Daddy is lawing the mo. A girl I used to go school with never said last night she would always say Yesterday night when talking about the night before.
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   Jk from somewhere up north says:

   May 7, 01:45

   I suppose the best was my 3 year old during some pretty severe turbulence on a homeward bound flight, he piped up " are we all going to die mummy'!
   Second & third best go to both my kids for 'mummy can we get a new daddy' & from my youngest,'can't we just take him to cash converter & swap him for a new daddy'.
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   dovey from hartlepool says:

   May 6, 19:48

   when my Grandson was three my daughter owned a dog that ate grapes. When my Grandson went into hospital he told one of the nurses about this,after his operation he was crying, all the doctors and staff were round his bed with my daughter, to distract him the nurse said , i hear you have a doggie that eats grapes ,my Grandson stopped crying , looked at the nurse and said. And she eats my Mummies knickers. Red faces all round.
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   mrb from southsea says:

   Apr 19, 19:04

   I am a wheelchair user and was in a shoe shop buying a pair ofshoes. This little boy aged about 6 saw me and said to his mother
   Mummy if that man cant walk why does he need shoes?
   
   The mother very red faced dragged him quickly out of the shop

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