Kids say the funniest things

Kids say the funniest things

Has your little angel?s curiosity ever landed you in a spot of bother? Have they ever made you laugh out loud with an innocent but unintentionally hilarious question? Have they ever made you laugh out loud with an innocent but unintentionally hilarious question? Share your tales here...

 

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    Jo from Balckpool says:
    Jul 28, 18:48

    My 3 and a half year old child asked where do babies come from and the only thing I could think of to say was 'daddy puts a seed inside mummy and a baby grows' - she seemed quite happy with the explaination, then about an hour later she came back asked me if the mummy sucked it or chewed it - I couldn't stop laughing.

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    Lea from Bristol says:
    Jul 26, 13:01

    When me and my sister were little we used to go for a walk in the countryside and often visited a Donkey called Neddy. One day we were stood enjoying the sunshine when my sister looked up and asked 'Mum, why does Daddy look like Neddy?!' I'm 35 now and he has never lived it down!

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    Prem Rani from Birmingham says:
    Jul 26, 11:22

    Ok in indian films, when 2 people fall in love they sing a song.
    My daughter when at the age of 15 asked me.

    " do all couples sing songs before they get married "

    i couldn't stop laughin it was just a crazy moment

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    Manda from merseyside says:
    Jul 26, 10:54

    I was minding my 3 year old neice and getting ready for work at the same time. She wandered in and out of the bathroom as I showered (privacy and kids do not coincide) and when I stepped out she was staring at me.
    Me: What's up, babe?
    Her: My mummy's boobies are longer than yours.

    yikes

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    lady from hants says:
    Jul 21, 11:21

    when one of my sons was about 5 years old he was so naughty i sent him to him room and told him he wasn't to come down until he behaved. This is how the conversation went.
    me... go to your room please you are not going out
    son... i'll jump out of my window
    me... if you jump out of your window you will break your legs
    son... ok then i'll jump out yours.

    kids !! we wouldn't be without them.

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