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   sally from leeds says:

   Oct 24, 19:26

   walking past the fish counter in morrisons and my 4 year old daughter started to chuckle. she was amused that the people had put "swimming fish" for sale instead of "eating fish".
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   Stevie from West Bromwich says:

   Oct 18, 18:17

   on a walk back from his grandparents, my 5 year old son asked, "Mom, what's a holly-be-doe-shus?"
   
   I puzzled and puzzled for a while and suddenly realised we'd been deciding where to go on holiday and looking at holiday brochures :-)
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   Charles from West Bromwich says:

   Aug 22, 12:57

   The eldest daughter asked; how are we born? her never taking a simple answer, more questions were asked; so i answered the questions, that took 10-15 minutes. At the end of it all; i was asked could she watch? The next 20 minutes covered briefly. The attraction of male and female; the feelings one will have for another. The holding hands the kissing, the arousal. But only when you feel sure of each other; after courting, engagement and marrage. In the interim time, learning about each others desires. Planning hopefully with the Lords blessing. You will be mindfull that you are a pair; not one domineering another. The tale i have been telling for many years. I said to my mom i will get married when i am 21, the i went into the army. Mom i will get married when i am 23, then it was 25, then 27. 'Charles' 'yes mom' 'befor you can get married, you have to have a girl friend! one day you will see some one, and you will know; clicking her fingers. It was so, i had just come back from camp. I can't remember what hymn i was singing; i turned my head to the left and there she was. (click) Mom had never seen her.Mom had died of cancer the previous year of breast cancer, while i was at camp. The mom of the girl i was courting, asked how old is he? the daughter replied 'i do not know but he's got wrinkles. 13 years difference. She left 17 years latter. But left me with 2 loverly daughters. Both very hard working just like their mom.
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   Jo from Derby says:

   Aug 22, 09:37

   After the birth of my second child, my oldest daughter asked me how her baby sister had got out of my tummy, after explaining it as simply as I could she then asked if she had been born with clothes on!!! ...if only
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   Lorna from Cromer says:

   Aug 6, 17:06

   My 12 year old asked me how do you put on a condom. I didnt reply but i think shes been told because she hasnt asked anymore

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