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   Lilia, 27 from London says:

   Dec 30, 16:41

   I asked my 5-Year Old ''Where do Eggs come from?'' Thinking she'd reply 'Chickens!' - Ofcourse, things never go to plan and she replied ''Tesco!!''
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   Elizabeth from London says:

   Nov 11, 16:45

   once i took my daughter to a midwifery meeting and she saw a man there. she asked me "is he a midhusband?" not exactly hilarious, i no but oh well!
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   Helen Gillespie from North Lanarkshire says:

   Oct 16, 03:08

   When my son was younger, and thinking he would be stuck for words, I asked what he did when he was in my tummy, He thought for a second or two, shrugged his shoulders, and said "just walked about all day"
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   Fiona from Kettering says:

   Aug 27, 23:44

   I was sitting breastfeeding my baby, while my mum and middle daughter were chatting. She was telling granny that she has chocolate flavour milk at bedtime. Granny asked 'Oh, do you?' my girl then pointed to the suckling baby and piped up 'Yes, and Paige has booby flavour!'
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   Jack from Dewsbury says:

   Jun 28, 10:43

   The funniest thing my son asked me, many years ago as he is now grown up, was: Is a politican a joke that isn't very funny?

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